Backwoods Nation

Backwoods Nation - Pedro the Lion

Calling all rednecks

To put down their sluggers

Turn their attention

From beating the buggers

Pick up machine guns

And kill camel-f**kers

Backwoods nation

Calling all doctors

Of spin and the smokescreen

To whip the new patriots

Into a frenzy

Of good versus evil

Ignoring the history

Of the backwoods nation

Ain't it a shame

When due process

Stands in the way

Of swift justice

Calling all frat boys

To trade in their hazing

Their keggers and ***

And casual date-raping

For cabinet appointments

And rose garden tapings

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