Patricia The Stripper 2000

Patricia The Stripper 2000 - Chris De Burgh

I'm going

Out to dinner

With a gorgeous singer

To a little place

I find Down by the quay

Her name is Patricia

She calls herself Delicia

And the reason isn't

Very hard to see

She said

God made her a sinner

Just to keep

Those fat men thinner

As they tumble down in heaps

Before her feet

They hang around in groups

Like battle weary troops

One can often see the

Queue right down the street

Because Patricia Or Delicia

Not only is a singer

She also removes all her clothing

For Patricia

Is the best stripper in town

And with a swing of her hips

She started to strip

To tremendous applause

She took of her drawers

And with a lick of her lips

She undid all her clips

Threw it all in the air

And everybody stared

And as the last piece of clothing

Fell to the floor

The police

Were banging on the door

On a Saturday night

In 1924

Take it away boys

But Patricia was arrested

And everyone detested

The terrible manner in which

She was exposed

Later on in court

Where everybody thought

A summer's run in jail

Would be proposed

But the judge said "Patricia

Or may I say Delicia

The facts of this case

Rup dose my cheep

Say you little dose

Case dismissed

This girl was in her working clothes

And with a swing of her hips

She started to strip

To tremendous applause

She took off her drawers

And with a lick of her lips

She undid all her clips

Threw it all in the air

And everybody stared

And as the last piece of clothing

Fell to the floor

The police were yelling

Out for more (more)

On a Saturday night

In 1924

On a Saturday night

In 1924

On a Saturday night

In 1924

Come a drees dring again

On a Saturday night

In 1924