Doctor, Lawyer, Indian Chief

There's a doctor livin' in your town

There's a lawyer and an

Indian too Neither doctor lawyer nor

Indian chief Could love you any more than

I do There's a barrel of fish in the ocean

And a lot of little birds in the blue

And neither fish nor fowl says the wise old owl

Could love you any more than

I do No no no it couldn't be true

That anyone else could love you like

I do I'm gonna warn all the dead-eyed ****s

That you're the chick with the slickest tricks

And every tick of my ticker ticks for you follow through

Tell the doc to stick to his practice

Tell the lawyer to settle his case

Send the Indian chief and his tommy-hawk

Back to little rain in the face 'Cause you know know it couldn't be true

That anyone else could love you like

I do