I Don't Like Me Anymore

I Don't Like Me Anymore - NOFX

One morning I woke up

Scratched my balls and eyes

I looked into the mirror

And got a big surprise

I don't know who this person is

But I've seen his face before

A face I don't want to have to face

I don't think I like me anymore

When I run into old friends

Their eyes seem to dart away

I wish I could remember

All the shitty things I say

Then one day my best friend said something

I'd never heard before

You've done so much for me

And I love you

But I don't like you anymore

Someone lock the door

I don't like me anymore

And here comes media *****

I don't like me anymore

I heard this story twice before

I don't like me anymore

But punk may be hardcore

I don't like me anymore

Was it something that I've done

Was it something that I've said

Was I having too much fun

Did I dropkick someone's head

I turn on the TV

And I don't like what I see

There's an old punk rocker acting like a jerk

And that jerk looks a lot like me

Someone lock the door

I don't like me anymore

And here comes media *****

I don't like me anymore

I heard this story twice before

I don't like me anymore

But punk may be hardcore

I don't like me anymore

A catastrophe I'm certain

Hit the lights and grab the curtain

Organize a mob and rush the door

Peel me off the floor

I don't like me anymore

A bullet I've been sold

I don't like me anymore

People say they love me

Then ask for something more

The never ending story

A filibustering bore

A pompous dinosaur

I don't like me anymore

Why does being nice to people

Feel like such a chore

I am not your climber

Feel like anybody's *****

A sober fact I wish I could ignore

I don't like me anymore