Houdini 歌詞
Houdini - Eminem
Lyrics by：Steve Miller/Marshall Mathers/Jeff Bass/Kevin Bell/Anne Dudley/Trevor Horn/Malcolm McLaren
Composed by：Steve Miller/Marshall Mathers/Jeff Bass/Kevin Bell/Anne Dudley/Trevor Horn/Malcolm McLaren
Produced by：Eminem/Luis Resto
Hey Em it's Paul
Uh I was listening to the album
Good ******* luck you're on your own
Guess who's back
Back again
Shady's back tell a friend
Guess who's back
Guess who's back
Guess who's back
Guess who's back
Guess who's back
Guess who's back
Guess who's back
Ha-ha
Da-da-da da da da da da da
Da-da-da da da da da
Well look what the stork brung
What
Little baby devil with the forked tongue
And it's stickin' out yeah like a sore thumb
Bleh
With a forehead that it grew horns from
Look
Still a white jerk
It's him
Pullin' up in a Chrysler to the cypher
With the Vics Percs and a Bud Light shirt
Lyrical technician
Yeah
An electrician
Yeah
Y'all light work
Haha
And I don't gotta play pretend it's you I make believe
What
And you know I'm here to stay 'cause me
Why
If I was to ever take a leave
What
It would be aspirin' to break a feve'
Yeah
If I was to ask for Megan Thee (what) Stallion if she would collab with me
Would I really have a shot at a feat
Haha
I don't know but I'm glad to be back like
Abra-abracadabra
And for my last trick
I'm 'bout to reach in my bag bruh
Like
Abra-abracadabra
And for my last trick poof
Just like that and I'm back bro
Now back in the days of old me
When right around the time I became a **** fiend
Oh
Ate some ******* as a way of coping
Taste of opiates case of O.E.
Turned me into smiley face emoji
My **** may not be age-appropriate
But I will hit an eight-year-old in the face with a participation trophy
'Cause I have zero doubts
That this whole world's 'bout
To turn into some girl scouts
That censorship bureau's out to
Shut me down
So when I started this verse
It did start off lighthearted at first
Hmm
But it feels like I'm targeted
Mind-bogglin' how my profit has skyrocketed
Look what I pocketed
Yeah the **** is just like y'all have been light joggin' and
I've been runnin' at full speed
And that's why I'm ahead like my noggin' and
I'm the fight y'all get in
When you debate who the best but opps I'm white chalkin' when
I step up to that mic **** it then
"Oh my God it's him Not again"
Abra-abracadabra
And for my last trick
I'm 'bout to reach in my bag bruh
Like
Abra-abracadabra
And for my last trick poof
Just like that and I'm back bro
Break it down
Sometimes I wonder what the old me'd say
If what
If he could see the way **** is today
Look at this **** man
He'd probably say that everything is gay
Like happy
What's my name
What's my name
Slim Shady
So how many little kids still wanna act like me
Haha
I'm a bigger prick than cacti be
Yeah
And that's why these
What
Words sting just like you were being attacked by bees
Bzzz
In the coupe leaning back my seat
What
Bumpin' R. Kelly's favorite group the black guy pees
Guy pees
In my Air Max 90s
White Ts walkin' parental advisory
My transgender cat's Siamese
Identifies as Black but acts Chinese
Like a ********** Hacky Sack I treat
What
The whole world 'cause I got it at my feet
Yeah
How can I explain to you
What
That even myself I'm a danger to
Yeah
I hop on tracks like a kangaroo
And say a few things or two to anger you
But **** that if I think that **** I'ma say that ****
Cancel me what
Okay that's it
Go ahead Paul quit
Snake-*** prick you male cross-dresser fake-*** *****
And I'll probably get **** for that
Watch
But you can all **** ** **** in fact
**** them **** Dre **** Jimmy **** me **** you
**** my own kids they're brats
**** 'em
They can screw off them and you all
Yeah uh
You too Paul got two balls
Big as RuPaul's what you thought you saw
Ain't what you saw
Nah
'Cause you're never gon' see me
Caught sleepin' and see the kidnappin' never did happen
Like Sherri Papini Harry Houdini
I vanish into the thin air as I'm leaving like
Abra-abracadabra
And for my last trick
I'm 'bout to reach in my bag bruh
Like
Abra-abracadabra
And for my last trick poof
Just like that and I'm back bro