Albino

I was in love with an albino

Her lack of pigment seemed like fun

Her skin the whitest alabaster

Her eyes as pink as pink as bubble gum

Then one day it snowed real hard and she disappeared

That's one

Here's two

I love little

Agnus Johnson

I met her at the old folks home

She'd call me up and say hey

StephenCome give old

Mother a bone

Then one day her ekg went beep beep beep