Teddy Picker (In the Style of the Arctic Monkeys) [Karaoke Version] (Explicit)

- The Karaoke Channel (卡拉OK頻道)

They've sped up to the point where they provoke

The punchline before they have told the joke

Plenty of desperation to be seen

Staring at the television screen

They've sped up to the point

Where they provoke you

To tell the f**king punchline

Before you have told the joke

Sorry, sunshine, it doesn't exist

It wasn't in the top 100 list

And it's the thousandth time and

It's even bolder,

Don't be surprised when you get bent over,

He told you, but you were gagging for it

Saw it and she grabbed it and

It wasn't what it seemed

The kids all dream of making it,

Whatever that means

Another variation on a theme

A tangle on the television and a magazine

D'you reckon that they do it for a joke?

D'you reckon that they

Make 'em take an oath?

That says that "we are defenders

Of any poser or professional pretender around"

When did your list replace

The twist and turn like a fist

Replaced the kiss?

Don't concern us with your bollocks

I don't want your prayers

Save it for the morning after

And it's the thousandth time

And it's even bolder,

Don't be surprised when you get bent over,

He told you

, but you were gagging for it

Let's have a game on the teddy picker

Not quick enough, can I have it quicker?

Already thick, and you're getting thicker

Let's have a game on the teddy picker

Not quick enough, can I have it quicker?

Already thick, and you're getting thicker

Presuming that all things are equal

Who'd want to be man of the people

When there's people like you?