Teddy Picker (In the Style of the Arctic Monkeys) [Karaoke Version] (Explicit)

Teddy Picker - The Karaoke Channel

They've sped up to the point where they provoke

The punchline before they have told the joke

Plenty of desperation to be seen

Staring at the television screen

They've sped up to the point

Where they provoke you

To tell the f**king punchline

Before you have told the joke

Sorry sunshine it doesn't exist

It wasn't in the top 100 list

And it's the thousandth time and

It's even bolder

Don't be surprised when you get bent over

He told you but you were gagging for it

Saw it and she grabbed it and

It wasn't what it seemed

The kids all dream of making it

Whatever that means

Another variation on a theme

A tangle on the television and a magazine

D'you reckon that they do it for a joke

D'you reckon that they

Make 'em take an oath

That says that "we are defenders

Of any poser or professional pretender around"

When did your list replace

The twist and turn like a fist

Replaced the kiss

Don't concern us with your bollocks

I don't want your prayers

Save it for the morning after

And it's the thousandth time

And it's even bolder

Don't be surprised when you get bent over

He told you

but you were gagging for it

Let's have a game on the teddy picker

Not quick enough can I have it quicker

Already thick and you're getting thicker

Let's have a game on the teddy picker

Not quick enough can I have it quicker

Already thick and you're getting thicker

Presuming that all things are equal

Who'd want to be man of the people

When there's people like you