Craigslist

Craigslist - Weird Al Yankovic

Whoa yeah

You've got a '65 Chevy Malibu

With automatic drive

A custom paint job too

I'll trade you for my old wheelbarrow

And a slightly used sombrero

And I'll even throw in a stapler if you insist

Craigslist

I'm on Craiglist baby come on

Yeah

Well we shared a quick glance

Saturday at the mall

I never took a chance

Never approached you at all

You were a blonde half-Asian with a bad case of gas

I was wearin' red Speedos and a hockey mask

Come on let's find that love connection that we missed

On Craigslist

Yeah Craigslist come on

I'm on Craigslist

Oh baby maybe you are too

Be bom ba chomb cadonk bin bam boo

An open letter to the snotty barista at the Coffee Bean on San Vacente

Boulevard

I know there were twenty people behind me in line

But I was on a cell phone call with my mother

Didn't you see me hold up my index finger

That means I'll order my soy decaf hazelnut latte in just a couple minutes

So what's with the attitude lady

No tip for you

Got a trashcan of Styrofoam peanuts

You can have 'em for free

You can drop by on the weekend

And pick 'em up from me

But the trashcan ain't part of the deal

Only givin' you the peanuts get real

Don't have no Hefty bag so bring your own

Don't bug me with questions on the phone

Don't ask for help don't waste my time

And don't complain 'cause they won't cost you a dime

Just ask yourself:

Do you want my Styrofoam peanuts

You can have my Styrofoam peanuts

Do you want my Styrofoam peanuts

You can have them all

They're on Craigslist yeah

Craigslist Ow baby come on

I'm on Craigslist Craigslist Craigslist

I'm on Craigslist Craigslist Craigslist now Craigslist