She Turned Out to Be Crazy

She Turned Out to Be Crazy - Dr. Frank

Justine was seventeen

I picked her up on the high-school green

She had a smile

I had a flask

She had a while before her next class

But she turned out to be crazy

And she just wouldn't stop

She kept calling me

She kept following me

And her dad was a cop

If I hadn't've gave her my address

It wouldn't've been quite so bad

She turned out to be crazy

I turned out to be mad

Marie said she was twenty-three

But she didn't fool me

She'd stick her tongue in my ear

She'd say come here

Will you buy my friends beer

She turned out to be crazy

It all happened so fast

Before I knew we were saying "I do"

And now she owns half my ass

If I'd have only been thinking

We could've only got tattooed

She turned out to be crazy

I turned out to be screwed

Eleanor was thirty-four

She had a husband

She didn't want him anymore

She had a plan

She'd get in bed

She'd call him in

And then I'd hit him on the head

She turned out to be crazy

Though she kept it well hid

And it turns out that to knock a guy out

You gotta hit him harder than I did

Now he's pressing charges

They're back together and I'm out of luck

She turned out to be crazy

I turned out to be stuck