Roxanne's Revenge (Re-Recorded) (Remastered)

Cheering - Various Artists (歐美群星)

Well my name is Roxanne a-don't ya know

I just a-cold rock a party and I do this show

I said I met these three guys and you know it's true

A-let me tell you and explain them all to you

I met this dude with the name of a hat

I didn't even walk away I didn't give him no rap

But then he got real mad and he got a little tired

If he worked for me you know he would be fired

He wears a Kangol and that is true

But he ain't got money and he ain't got the loot

And every time that I see him he's always a-beggin'

And all the other girls that he's always tryin' to leggin'

Every time that I see him he says a rhyme

But compared to me they're weak compared to mine

Every time I know that I am sayin' somethin' fresher

In any category I'm considered the best

And every time that I say it there ain't nothin' less

And everybody knows I will win the contest

Then after that came the educated rapper

His fingers started snappin' and my hands start to clappin'

Every time that I see him everything he say

He rock-a to the beat and then he come up this way

He said-a yeah you know your mother's name is Mary

And from what I heard your father is a fairy

Every time that I see him he's sayin' somethin' new

But let me explain to him what he should do

He should be like me a fly MC

Don't never have to bite we're always right

I have the freshest rhymes that I do recite

And after that and you know it's true

Well let me tell you somethin' else about the doctor too

He ain't really cute and he ain't great

He don't even know how to operate

He came up to me with some crabish rap

But let me tell you somethin'

'Cause you know it was wack

So when he came up to me

I told him to step back

He said you call yourself an MC I said

This is true

He said explain to me really what MCs must do

I said listen very close 'cause I don't say this every day

My name is Roxanne and they call me Shanté

But every time-a I say a rhyme-a just-a like-a this-a

It is something you MCs can't miss-a

So Kangol if you think you're cute you think it's all right

That's why you said it in a language

So you wouldn't have to bite

You started talkin' Pig Latin didn't

Make no sense

You thought you was cute yeah you

Thought you was a prince

You're walkin' down the block yeah

Around when you're gonna clock

But everybody knows that you're all

On my yacht

I'm just the devastatin' always rockin'

Always have the n***as clockin'

Everybody knows it's me yeah the

R-O-X-A-N-N-E

Everyone knows I am fresher any category best

So every time I start to write-a everyone assists or to bite-a

Every time I do it yeah you know it is-a me-a

Rockin' on the beat-a that you can see

So the UTFO crew you know what you can do

Lemme tell you one for me and then

I'll tell you one for you

Every time you sayin' rhymin' just-a like-a this-a

It ain't nothin' that I don't want to miss-a

And if you're thinkin' right and I'm bitin' your beat

Well then you just better know and a-listen to me

Because my name is Roxanne-a

And I came to say

I'm rockin' to the beat-a and

I do it this way

I'm conceited never beated

Never heard of defeated

I'm rockin' to the beat-a

And you know it is-a me-a

The R-O-X-A-N-N-E-a

And if you want to play a little game for me

Lemme show you what you can do baby

'Cause with a twist of my cheek

And a twist of my wrist

I have all the guys droppin' down like this

Yeah I am fly that I must admit

But everybody knows I don't go for it

So if you're tryin' to be cute

And you're tryin' to be fine

You need to cut it out 'cause

It's all in your mind

Tryin' to be like me yeah is very hard

You think you are God but you do eat lard

Tryin' to be cute and you're tryin' to be fly

Don't you know you wish you could be my guy

So I can take you home make you relax

And everybody knows that you're out there tryin' to tax

Like corn-on-the-cob you're always tryin' to rob

You need to be out there lookin' for a job

Yeah you're tryin' to be and talk about Roxanne

But lemme let ya know you're not a real man

'Cause a Roxanne needs a man and yes

Someone fresh who always dress

Someone yeah who will never fess

And then I'll say yeah the rest

You gotta be cute and you're tryna be fly

But all you wanna be is Roxanne's guy

Because I turned you down without a frown

Embarrassed you in front of your friends

Made you look like a clown

And all you do is get real mad

And you talk about me and make me look bad

And everybody knows how the story goes

There's no ifs no ands no buts or suppose

No coke up your nose no d**e in your vein

And then it won't cause no kind of pain

But yet and still you're tryin' to be fly

I ask you a question I want to know why

Why'd ya have to make a record 'bout me

The R-O-X-A-N-N-E

Roxanne sweet thing

Roxanne sweet thing

Roxanne sweet thing