Siam

Siam - Spike Jones & His City Slickers

You can look this wide world over

You can search both land and sea

But you'll never find another man like me

If you listen to my story

I will tell you who I am

I'm the greatest man in Siam yes I am

I'm the greatest man in Siam yes I am

There's no greater man in Siam than I am

Oh when

I go walking by the women all give me the eye

I'm the greatest man in Siam yes I am

Oh no you ain't oh yes I am

Oh no you ain't oh yes I am

I'm the greatest man in Siam yes I am

I've got sixteen double chins

I'm father of Siamese twins

I'm the greatest man in Siam yes I am

I'm the fastest man in Siam I am

There's no faster man in Siam than I am

Lightning don't scare me none bit

Oh yes I'm gone

I'm the fastest man in Siam

Oh no you ain't oh yes I am

I am

Do you

I'm the fastest man in Siam I am

When I call on my sweetheart

I get there before I'm start

I'm the fastest man in Siam

I'm the richest man in Siam yes I am

There's no richer man in Siam than I am

I wear diamonds on my nose

Platinum toe nails on my toes

I'm the richest man in Siam yes I am

Oh no you ain't oh yes I am

Oh no you ain't tell them what's happening

I'm the richest man in Siam yes I am

I've got castles filled with gold

Liquor 99 years old

I'm the richest man in Siam yes I am