Punky's Dilemma

Punky's Dilemma - The Tribute Co.

Wish I was a Kellogg's Cornflake

Floatin' in my bowl takin' movies

Relaxin' awhile livin' in style

Talkin' to a raisen

Who 'cassionally plays L.A.

Casually glancing at his toupee

Wish I was an English muffin

'Bout to make the most out of a toaster

I'd ease myself down

Comin' up brown

I prefer boysenberry

More than any ordinary jam

I'm a Citizens for boysenberry jam fan

Ah South California

If I become a first lieutenant

Would you put my photo on your piano

To Maryjane

Best wishes Martin

Old Roger draft-dodger

Leavin' by the basement door

Everybody knows what he's

Tippy-toeing down there for

Oh really