School Spirit Skit 1

Kanye West2004年2月23日


Now beat that

And your mothers sayin “go to college”

So u finish college and its wonderful


U feel so good

And after all the partying and crazing

And don't forget about that drug habit u

Picked up at school bein around your peers

Hey now you'll get that 25 thou job a year and

You'll spend all your money on crack coc*ine

But it'll be you're your money

No more borrowin money from mom for my high

So now you get ur degree tattooed

On your back your so excited about it

If u continue to work at the GAP

After several interviews Oh my god

You'll come in at an entry level

Position and when u do that

If u kiss enough a**

You'll move up to the next level

Which is being a secretary's secretary

And boy is that great you get to take messages for the secretary

Who never went to college

She's actually the bosses niece

So now your apart of the family

You know what college does for you

It makes you really smart man

All you kids want to talk in the back

Of the class not me I listened ok

I was a hall monitor This was meant to be

You know how many classes I took

Extra classes extra classes

No I've never had sex but you know what


My degree keeps me satisfied


When a lady walks to me says

“hey u know whats sexy ”

I say “no I don't know what it is

But I bet I can add up all the change

In your purse really fast”