All My Ex's Live in Texas

All My Ex's Live in Texas - King of the Road

All my ex's live in Texas

And Texas is a place I'd dearly love to be

All my ex's live in Texas

And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee

Rosanna's down in Texarcana;

Wanted me to push her broom

And sweet Ilene's in Abilene;

She forgot I hung the moon

And Allison in Galveston somehow lost her sanity

And Dimples who now lives in Temple's

Got the law lookin' for me

All my ex's live in Texas

And Texas is a place I'd dearly love to be

All my ex's live in Texas

And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee

I remember that old Frio river

Where I learned to swim

But it brings to mind another time

Where I wore my welcome thin

My transcendental meditation

I go there each night

But I always come back to myself

Long before daylight

All my ex's live in Texas

And Texas is a place I'd dearly love to be

All my ex's live in Texas

And that's why I hang my hat in Tennessee

Some folks think I'm hidin'

It's been rumored that I died

But I'm alive and well in Tennessee