Welcome to Earth

Welcome to Earth - Robyn Hitchcock

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Welcome to Earth

Home of the great women and men

We are animals that have ideas

Maybe cats and ravens have ideas too

But they keep them to themselves

Travellers from the whole galaxy throng

To our luscious planet with

Its evolution-friendly climate and nourishing minerals

Take time to locate the exit nearest you

Press 1 for Famine 2 for Pestilence

3 for Condoleeza and 4 for Death

Please note that Pestilence closes at six

(＂Okay that＇s it ＂ ＂Okay ＂)