Funny Girl - Broadway - I'm The Greatest Star (Album Version)

Funny Girl - Broadway - I'm The Greatest Star - Barbra Streisand (芭芭拉·史翠珊)

Sweet as pie to tough as leather

And thats six expressions more

Than all them barrymores put together

Instead of just kicking me

Why don't they give me a lift

Well it must be a plot

Cause theyre scared that I got

Such a gift--well I'm miffed--cause

I'm the greatest star--

I am by far but no one knows it

Wait theyre gonna hear a voice

A silver flute--ah hah ah hah--

They'll cheer each toot

（hey that girl is terrific ）

When I expose it

Now can't you see to look at me

That I'm a nachral camille

As camille I just feel

I've got so much to offer

Kid I know Id be divine because

I'm a nachral cougher

Some ain't got it--not a lump

I'm a great big clump of talent

Laugh

They'll bend in half

（did you ever hear the story about the traveling salesman ）

A thousand jokes

Stick around for the jokes

A thousand faces I reiterate

When you're gifted

Then you're gifted

These are facts--i got no axe to grind

Hey what are you--blind

In all of the world so far

I'm the greatest star

Who is the pip with piz-azz

Who is all ginger and jazz

Who is as glamorous as

Whos an american beauty rose

With an american beauty nose

And ten american beaty toes

Eyes on the target and wham--

One shot one gun shot and bam

Hey mr keeney here I am

I'm the greatest star

But no one knows it

Thats why I was born--

Ill blow my horn

Till someone blows it

Ill light up like a light

Right up like a light

Ill flicker then flare up

All the worlds gonna stare up

Lookin down

Youll never see me--

Try the sky

Cause thatll be me

I can make em cry

I can make em sigh

Someday they'll clamor

For my dram-er

Have you guessed yet

Whos the best yet

If you ain't Ill tell you one more time

You bet your last dime

In all of the world so far

I am the greatest greatest star