The American Dream (explicit Live From The Prince Edward Theatre, London / 2014)

The American Dream (explicit Live From The Prince Edward Theatre, London / 2014) - Original Cast: Miss Saigon / London / 2014/Jon Jon Briones

Written by：Richard Mal

Yeah

My father was a tattoo artist in Haiphong

But his designs on mother didn't last too long

My mother sold her body

High on Betel nuts

Ooh wait wait

My job was bringing red faced monsieurs to our huts

Selling your mom is a wrench

Perfume can cover a stench

That's what I learned from the French

Then it all changed with Dien Bien Phu

The frogs went home

Who came guess who

Are you surprised we went insane

With dollars pouring down like rain

Businessmen never rob banks

I can sell sh*t and get thanks

Now that's what I learned from the Yanks

I'm fed up with

Small time hustles

I'm too good

To waste my talent for greed

I need room to

Flex my muscles

In an ocean where the big sharks feed

Make me Yankee

They're my family

We're selling dreams people need

Hmm what's that I smell in the air

The American dream

Sweet as a new millionaire

The American dream

Pre packed and ready to wear

My American dream

Fat like a chocolate eclair

As I suck out the cream

Avoir

Miss Saigon ha ha

I'm moving on

Grab what you can till it's gone

The American dream

Greasy chinks make life so sleazy

In the States

I'll have a club that's four starred

Men like me there have things easy

I'll have a lawyer and a body guard

To the Johns there

I'll sell blondes there

That they can charge on a card

Ah what's that I smell in the air

The American dream

Sweet as a suite in Bel air

The American dream

Girls can buy tits by the pair

The American dream

Bald people think they'll grow hair

The American dream

Assets that stick out to there

The American dream

You can take more if you dare

The American dream

Banks print money from air

The American dream

Coc*ine shotguns and prayer

The American dream

Hallelujah

Shlitz down the drain

Pop the Champagne

It's time we all entertain

My American dream

I want my girls

Don't you just love the feathers

Blow your big daddy

A kiss

Come on down

I want to see my queen of the town

Come on baby rise and shine

Come out come out wherever you are

Ah she's alive

She's alive

Look at her

Isn't she beautiful

She's a big girl

She needs some big boys

Hello boys yeah yeah

You guys are big

American big

Think you can handle her

I love you lady I love ya

You make me moist

With ya sexy b**ches by the side of Yahoo

Get out

Winner winner ah ha

Yes

Yes

Oh

Ow yeah

This might you come to show share

The American dream

Take even more than you share

The American dream

Oh fresh air

Is this too much

I can never tell

Call girls are lining time square

The American dream

Bums there have money to spare

The American dream

Slide rein the colors design

The American dream

Just sound the salting in game

The American dream

Say can you see

Land of the free soon get

Soon you will buy it from me

The American yeah

Dream what

Dream uh

Dream

Dream ah

My money ah ha ha

It's all mine

Oh all mine hands off

Off off off

I said off

Ah hey my money

Ah ha ha

I just want to do

Hey where's my money going

Where you guys going

Come back

It was just getting good

Wasn't that fabulous

Hey hey hey

That's what I smell in the air

My American dream

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