Tic Tic Tic

Tic Tic Tic - Doris Day

Oh give me your attention

There's been a new invention

It isn't any larger than an adding machine

It's only fair to mention

Though it's a new invention

It's one that you have heard about

But few have ever seen

It doesn't do division and it doesn't multiply

It doesn't want to be a bird

It doesn't try to fly

It came about because they made a big atomic bomb

The new invention's clicking and because of all it's ticking

I know where the idea came from

I tic tic tic why do I tic tic

What amazing trick makes me tic tic tic

I tic tic tic an electric tic

When I feel a realistic tic

You're such an attractive pick

You give me a radioactive kick

It's distracted the way you stick

But love love makes me tic

I tic tic tic and my heart beats quick

How can anything go wrong

When I'm listening to that Geiger counter song

I tic tic all day long

I tic tic tic why do I tic tic

What amazing trick makes me tic tic tic tic tic

I tic tic tic an electric tic

When I feel a realistic tic

The butcher and the baker tic

So does the maker of the candlesticks

Lawyers have their politics

But love love makes them tic

So tic tic tic let your heart tic tic

How can anything go wrong

If you're listening to that Geiger counter song

You'll tic tic all day long

Like the butcher and baker tics

Like the candlestick maker tics

Like the doctor and the lawyer tics

Even though he's mixed up in his politics

Like the merchant and the Indian chief tic tics

Like the poor

Like the rich man tic tic tics

Digging a ditch man

The butter and egg man

The poor wooden leg man

The beggar and thief

All found out what it's all about

When its love you can't be wrong

You better listen to that Geiger counter song

And tic tic all day long

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