Let That Be A Lesson To You

Let That Be A Lesson To You - J. C. Higginbotham

Oh, Columbus was the discoverer of America

And he sailed the sea in 1492

But the good Queen Isabella

Found a more attractive fella

And Columbus wound up in the junkeroo

Oh, let that be a lesson to you

Everybody meets his Waterloo

(you tell me)

He wasn't too big to end up behind the eight ball

And remember, buddy, there's still lots of room for you