So Hip It Hurts

So Hip It Hurts - ABC

Do you remember

When men wore skirts

So hip

In kipper ties like jealous flirts

So hip

In calico and in brocade shirts

So hip it hurts

Do you remember when girls wore slacks

So hip

Traffic stops

Men get heart attacks

So hip

Seems so strange that they took it like that

So hip it hurts

Hes so hip so hip it

She's so hip so hip it

Theyre so hip so hip it hurts

So hip it

Whose the girl with the kinski eyes

So hot

They kind of face you could idolise

So what

The kind of shape that gets advertised

So hip it hurts

Once it was normal for a girl to curtsey

Ill admit even though it hurts me

Shed squeeze informal until it screams for mercy

So hip it hurts

Hes so hip so hip it

She's so hip so hip it

Theyre so hip so hip it hurts

So hip it hurts

So hip it

Afro-wigs on albino squares

Polka-dots on alpaca flares

Solar powered electric chairs

So hip it hurts

So hip it hurts

So hip it