Dance: Ten; Looks: Three

Dance: Ten; Looks: Three - Jessica Lee Goldyn

I swiped my dance card once after an audition

And on a scale of then they gave me

For dance ten for looks three

Well dance ten looks three

And I'm still on unemployment

Dancing for my own enjoyment

That ain't it kid that ain't it kid

Dance ten looks three

It's like to die

Left the theater and called the doctor

For my appointment to buy

Test and ast

Bought myself a fancy pair

Tightened up the derriere

Did the nose with it all that goes with it

Test and ast

Had the bingo-bongos done

Suddenly I'm getting national tours

Test and ast won't get you jobs

Unless they're yours

Didn't cost a fortune neither

Didn't hurt my sex life either

Flat and sassy

I would get the strays and losers

Beggars really can't be choosers

That ain't it kid that ain't it kid

Fixed the chassis

How do you do

Life turned into and endless medley

Of 'Gee it had to be you' why

Test and ast

Where the cupboard once was bare

Now you knock and someone's there

You have got 'em hey top to bottom hey

It's a gas just a dash of silicone

Shake your new maracas and you're fine

Test and ast can change your life

They sure changed mine

You're all looking at my Test now aren't you

Have it all done

Honey take my word

Grab a cab c'mon see the wizard on

Park and Seventy-Third

For Test and ast

Orchestra and balcony

What they want is what you see

Keep the best of you do the rest of you

Pits or class

I have never seen it fail

Debutante or chorus girl or wife

Test and ast yes Test and ast

Have changed my life