She Can't Find Her Keys

She Can't Find Her Keys - Paul Petersen

Written by：Alfred/Gold

When I take my baby home at night

I can't wait to kiss and hold her tight

But by then the time begins to drag

When she starts searching through her bag

She says just a moment please

I can't find my keys

And heres what happens while he's waiting for her squeeze

She pulls out

Lipstick powder bubble gum and bobby pins

But she can't find her keys her keys

Curlers tweezers cold creme and candy bars

But she can't find her keys her keys

Nail file school books an autograph of Fabian

She can find with ease

But I'm standing here waiting for a goodnight kiss

Cause she can't find her keys

Sha da sha da sha da she can't find her keys

I give up go home and go to sleep

But next night my date with her I keep

Walk her home we start to kiss and then

It all starts happening again

She says just a moment please

I can't find my keys

And heres what happens while he's waiting for her squeeze

She pulls out

Gumdrops glasses magazines and tangerines

But she can't find her keys her keys

Presley records hair spray and jelly beans

But she can't find her keys her keys

Eyebrow pencils perfume and potato chips and portable batteries

But I'm standing here waiting for a goodnight kiss

Cause she can't find her keys

But he's standing here waiting for a goodnight kiss

Cause she can't find her keys

She pulls out

Frozen custard piano bench pretzels and a monkey wrench

Tennis racket army cots pumpkin seeds and coffee pots

Watermelons goal post a rabbits foot and French toast

Fire hydrant ash can TV set electric fan

But she can't find her keys