Red Solo Cup

Red Solo Cup - America's #1 Country Band

Now a red solo cup is the best receptacle

For barbecues, tailgates, fairs and festivals

And you, sir, do not have a pair of testicles

If you prefer drinking from glass

A red solo cup is cheap and disposable

And in 14 years they are decomposable

And unlike my home, they are not foreclosable

Freddie-Mac can kiss my a**. Woo!

Red solo cup, I fill you up

Let's have a party, let's have a party

I love you red solo cup, I lift you up

Proceed to party, proceed to party

Now I really love how you're easy to stack

But I really hate how you're easy to crack

Cuz when beer runs down in front of my pack

Well that my friends is quite yucky

But I have to admit the ladies get smitten

Admiring how sharply my first name is written

On you with a sharpie when I get to hittin'

On them to help me get lucky

Red solo cup, I fill you up

Let's have a party, let's have a party

I love you red solo cup, I lift you up

Proceed to party, proceed to party

Now I've seen you in blue and I've seen you in yellow

But only you, red, will do for this fellow

Cuz you are the Abbot to my Costello

And you are the fruit to my loom

Red solo cup, you're more than just plastic

You're more than amazing you're more than fantastic

And believe me that I'm not the least bit sarcastic

When i look at you and say:

"Red solo cup, you're not just a cup. (No, no, God no!)

You're my, you're my (friend?) friend. (life long!)

Thank you for being my friend."

Red solo cup, I fill you up

Let's have a party, let's have a party

I love you red solo cup, I lift you up

Proceed to party, proceed to party

Red solo cup, I fill you up

Let's have a party, let's have a party

I love you red solo cup, I lift you up

Proceed to party, proceed to party

Red solo cup, I fill you up

I love you red solo cup, I lift you up