Honor to Us All

- Done Again

This is what you give me to work with

Well honey I've seen worse

We're going to turn this sow's ear

Into a silk purse

We'll have you washed and dried

Primped and polished

Till you glow with pride

Trust me recipe for instant bride

You'll bring honor to us all

Wait and see

When we're through

Boys will gladly go to war for you

With good fortune

And a great hairdo

You'll bring honor to us all

A girl can bring her family

Great honor in one way

By striking a good match

And this could be the day

Men want girls with good taste

Calm

Obediant

Who work fast-paced

With good breeding

And a tiny waist

You'll bring honor to us all

We all must serve our Emperor

Who guards us from the Huns

A man by bearing arms

A girl by bearing sons

When we're through

You can't fail

Like a lotus blossom

Soft and pale

How could any fellow

Say No Sale

You'll bring honor to us all

There - you're ready

Not yet

An apple for serenity

A pendant for balance

Beads of jade for beauty

You must proudly show it

Now add a cricket just for luck

And even you can't blow it

Ancestors

Hear my plea

Help me not to make a

Fool of me

And to not uproot

My family tree

Keep my father standing tall

Scarier than the undertaker

We are meeting our matchmaker

Destiny

Guard our girls

And our future

As it fast unfurls

Please look kindly on

These cultured pearls

Each a perfect porcelain doll

Please bring honor to us

Please bring honor to us

Please bring honor to us

Please bring honor to us

Please bring honor to us all