Man (In the Style of the Full Monty) (Demo Vocal Version)

Man (In the Style of the Full Monty) (Demo Vocal Version) - ProSource Karaoke

You're out of work

Your pride is missing

They call you jerk

But you don't listen

You haven't got a pot to pass in

But you're a man

Your hands are rough

Your back is hairy

Your talk is tough

Your smell is scary

Here's what you're not

Your not a fairy

No you're a beer drinking real live man

And when the beef comes out

You do the carving

You hate Tom Cruise but you love Lee Marvin

You're a man

And thats a bonus

Cos when your swinging your cajones

You'll show em what testosterone is

Cos you're a boot wearing

Beer drinking chevy driving man

Don't do it to be the most

Talked about man in Buffalo

Don't do it for all them money

You're gonna rake in

Don't even do it

So your best friend can keep seeing his son

Whom he loves more than life

Oh no do it for yourself Davy boy

Show yourself the stuff you're made of

Don't show me

You get these plans

They always fail

You've been divorced

You've been to jail

You may be bold

You may be male

But you're a ba ba ba da bum

You've got your dreams

You've got your wishes

And I don't want to sound malicious

But you're a nut

And i've got dishes

I'm going home

See ya

You walk away now but you'll be back

You know you're always there for me

Not this time Fabio

Jerry the stripper

Surf's up ladies Here comes Lukowski

The big kahuna riding your pipeline

I'm hanging ten

Standback ladies it's quarterback Jerry

Throwing a long ball right into your endzone

Touchdown Wanna go for a two

Faces loaded it's badboy Jerry swinging a big

A big old bat

Ba ba ba banging one right atcha baby

Boo-ya

I'm gonna jump straight up kick

A hole in the moon

Don't know exactly where i'm going

But I know i'm gonna get there soon

I'll show you

I'll show them all

I'll show them all the real thing

What is a man

Why does he bother

Cos he's a man

Cos he's a father

He want's his kid

He want's his life

He want's a ba da da da da

Da da da

He want's to be

A man a real man

Yes I am

I'm gonna be

I gotta be

A real man with a mission

Like you see on television

I'm a real fine genuine

Man

Ba da ba da ba