I Can't Stop Farting

I Can't Stop Farting - The Queers

Last night I had burritos and drank alot of beer

And now a funny smell is eminating from my rear

My girlfriend tries to hold her nose

And falls into a swoon

I got a problem and I don't know what to do

HELP

I can't stop farting

I can't stop farting

I can't stop farting

I can't stop farting

My flatulant a** sounds like 27 ducks

I sit and try to take a sh*t outta luck

My sphincter rears it's ugly head

As I clear out the room

I got a problem and I don't know what to do

HELP

I can't stop farting

I can't stop farting

I can't stop farting

I can't stop farting

Help

I can't stop farting

I can't stop farting

I can't stop farting

I can't stop farting