English Nobleman

English Nobleman - Michael Hurley/Pals

I am an English nobleman

A nobleman am I

My dignity would be besmirched

If you hit me in the face with a pie

My nobility is blended with senility;

To this institution I've been committed

But the officials and me should have a cup of tea

And with that I should be acquitted

For I am an English nobleman

A nobleman am I

My dignity would be besmirched

If you hit me in the face with a pie

As a child I drew in the dust on the stairs

Envisioning sword fights frightful scary

But not a wielder of the sword became I

But a wielder of the common pie

For I am an English nobleman

A nobleman am I

My dignity would be besmirched

If you hit me in the face with a pie