Early Mornin' Stoned Pimp (Live)

Times are changing

More so each year

But the early morning

Stoned pimp is here

So let it rain and let the guitar rock

And if ya me yawn

Just drop that top

Come on

Hey hey hey

Well well well well

Hey hey hey

Well well well well

And I be catching them northern pike

Like on a ten pound test

Success never fess take a guess

I be the early morning stoned pimp

Straight limping

Boone's farm drinking

At the party big booty pinching

Chilling like a villian balloon filling whack mc killing

The fine ho drilling

With the million dollar talent

And the ten cent brain

Been gone too long too much c*****e

But now that I'm back on the block

I'm ready to rock

Left to right all night

My game's tight I wish you might

Take a bite

Out of this here toxic melodic neurotic product

Fresh from the harvest

Who'll be the largest hardest smartest label in town

Top dog get down

Radio won't play me but still I got the kids around

The world going kid rock crazy

Wicked witches be flying on broomsticks

Kid rock be coming with the boom boom boom biatch

I from the sticks biatch

Straight from the ro

Kid rock I ain'ts no b***h

Ah yes you are ho

So quit fronting like ya don't know

When I step straight into the party with my homeboy

Tino

What's up

So get a good look bro

Get a good gander

I'm made in detroit

But my name ain't stanzler

Spreading like a cancer a virus

While you're looking really gay like f**king billy ray cyrus

I'm the highest mc of all time

Got my mind on the d

And the d on my mind

And the line gets drawn when my eyes can't see

Hit me twice with the tussin

And the m******e iv

I be

What they call an o g b***h

I'm the motherf**king early morning stoned pimp

Now throw your hands in the air and let's rock y'all

Just throw your hands up high hip hop y'all

Just throw your hands in the air and let's rock y'all

Because the detroit party don't stop y'all

Just throw your hands up high let's rock y'all

Just throw your hands side to side hip hop y'all

Just throw your hands up high let's rock y'all

Because the kid rock party don't stop y'all

Now I'm the self made mack on a mountain on mars

Got the money green cut it with the high roll clause

A lincoln continental and a gran marquis

Rag top drop down rolling on chrome d's b***h

The purple furs and the gold trim glasses

I only bust the fat asses

And I don't be giving a f**k

Who da hell can rap better than me

Cause I'm a true f**king player

And I mack like a real g h I j k l m n o p is for pimpin

Early morning stoned pimpin

I been down been around

From the bottom to the top

Partying down with the slimmies in the cities that I rock

Ooh baby baby baby let me love ya

Or if you wanna get your freak on I'll just f**k ya

With the ooh ahh ooh ooh ooh ahhh biatch s**t

I'm the early morning stoned pi imp

Hey hey hey

Come on yo

Now throw your hands in the air and let's rock y'all

Just throw your hands up high hip hop y'all

Just throw your hands in the air and let's rock y'all

Because the detroit party don't stop y'all

Just throw your hands up high let's rock y'all

Just throw your hands side to side hip hop y'all

Just throw your hands up high let's rock y'all

Because the kid rock party don't stop y'all

I'm joe c b***h let me get them d**n tits

I might be a little small h*e but I ain't no godd**n midget

So stick it up your a*s where the sun don't shine

I'm vertically challenged you're vertically blind

I'm three foot nine it's ten foot long

I'm gonna smack that a*s after I pack this bong

I can flow on like all night long

Till the break of dawn till the early morn

I'm a thorn in your side can you feel me sticking

Eighty pills a day b***h I ain't bulls**tting

So groove baby groove baby call your momma

I'm like charlie hooker girl

I got the boogie drama

With the boogie drama what

With the boogie drama yeah

With the boogie drama ohh yeah

Riding around the neighborhood

Me and kid rock were up to no good

With the boogie drama yeah

With your leather miniskirt and we got some wine

Playing the radio ya look so fine

With the boogie drama yeah

Well well well ohh baby

Let's get funky that's my job

Punchin nine to five seven times times twenty four

Times twelve

Day in and day out

Well with the boogie drama

With the boogie drama