Merry Christmas from the Family

Merry Christmas from the Family - Montgomery Gentry

Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk

At our Christmas party

We were drinkin' champagne punch

And homemade eggnog

Little sister brought her new boyfriend

He was a Mexican

We didn't know what to think of him

Til he sang Feliz Navidad

Feliz Navidad

Brother Ken brought his kids with him

The three from his first wife Lynn

And the two identical twins

From his second wife Mary Nell

Of course he brought his new wife Kaye

Who talks all about AA

Chain smokin' while the stereo plays

Noel Noel The first Noel

Carve the turkey turn the ball game on

Mix Margaritas when the eggnog's gone

Send somebody to the Quik-Pak store

We need some ice and an extension cord

A can of bean dip and some Diet Rite

A box of pampers some Marlboro Lights

Hallelujah everybody say cheese

Merry Christmas from the family

Fran and Rita drove from Harlingen

I can't remember how I'm kin to them

But when they tried to

Plug their motor home in

They blew our christmas lights

Cousin David knew just

What went wrong

So we all waited out on our front lawn

He threw the breaker

And the lights came on

And we sang Silent Night

Oh Silent Night o' holy night

Carve the turkey turn the ballgame on

Mix Bloody Marys cause

We all want one

Send somebody to the Stop 'n Go

We need some celery

And a can of fake snow

A bag of lemons

And some Diet Sprite

A box of midol

Some Salem Lights

Hallelujah everybody say cheese

Merry Christmas from the family