Arnie

The man he stepped up to the microphone and he gave it a kiss

It was a big wet slippery kiss

And he had sweat dripping off of his nose onto the windscreen

As he looked out over the audience he said

God bless you God bless you one and all

Then he took a can of ronson lighter fluid

And he squirted it over the top of his head

As he stood there glowing and said

Remember this day