Mr. Webster [First Recorded Version] (2006 Remastered)

Mr. Webster (First Recorded Version|2006 Remastered) - The Monkees

Ev'ryone in town knew Mr Webster;

He worked at the bank for forty years

And each week Mr Frizby made his check out

For sixty-eight dollars clear

And thru the years he thwarted twenty-seven robberies

And each time Frizby promised him a raise

They gave a retirement party for Mr Webster

Everyone from the bank was there

They had a cake and flowers ordered special

And Frizby had a speech prepared

And a little white box that held a watch with this inscription

"To Mr Webster with regards "

Then came the telegram from Mr Webster

Said "Sorry stop Cannot attend

I've flown away and taken all your money

Wish you were here to help me spend "

And one by one all the people left the party

And Mr Frizby locked the door