The Winkle Man (Explicit) 歌詞
The Winkle Man (Explicit) - Judge Dread
I'll tell you a story
About a geezer called the winkle man
A right dirty sod
The winkle man comes down the street
And serves all the ladys
What do you know
Nine months on
They've all got cramps and babys
The funny thing about
He was right little shrimp
He used to sell them cellary
And according to the dirty talk
He asked them what they liked best
The knob end or the stalk
No wonder why a woman
Used to come in here
With a smile on her face
I'll smash his face in
He'd go down to his local pub
For a pint and a packet of brisk's
The barmaid's got a 48
And he always grabs her tits
A girl he had was a noisy bird
She used to scream and moan
She shouted help
He said you silly cow
I can manage on me own
What do you want to bring
The neighbors in then
Oh what do you want
A gang bang then
She said
I was a virgin
Now I've been dumped twice in a day
He said twice
But it's only once
She said right
You gonna dash away
Allright be gentle with me
It's only my second time
Today
When he was young and in his prime
He'd have a woman any old time
Now he's old and getting gray
He seems to like the
Other way
Well I suppose there's no harm
In him being a shirt lifter
It just means there's more birds for
All the fellows in the pub
Winkle winkle
Oh christ
Here he comes again
Gay boys in bondage
Do you want a drink
Yes please sailor
Who are you calling sailor
I'll smash you in the gut
Up your's butch
I'll give you up your's
You bum burgler take that