Dead Man's Shoes (Explicit)

Dead Man's Shoes (Explicit) - Professor Green/James Craise

Ahhhh mate

Humming

I want me a Vegas girl

I don't like the song

But I'd love me a Vegas girl

How do I have the audacity to say this

How many a bit of sadist girl

I say this I say that Whatever I say I never take back

I've got no respect ask Dream Mclean and his enormous head

I ain't got the heart to care

Ask him how long he spends in the barber's chair

I wouldn't wanna be your barber

Picture me on sheep on barber bahhh

I'm green like a frog and I ribbit

No I've not lost it I'm just being silly

I really need an'ump and I'm going on millie

I Don't mean I'm going on millie

How much lower can he go

My mind can only be described as unhealthy

No I wasn't made in Chelsea

I wear them dead man shoes

I wear them dead man shoes

I wear them dead man shoes

I wear them dead man shoes

You're gonna be the death of me

I've had an idea

Who knows how we can raise the national IQ I do

Take every member of every reality TV show

Throw a little trip on a ship and then sink the boat

Thank God Millie quit the show

I'm unbiased it's simple

Millie would've been in the shitt ship too

A prick to anybody and everybody there ain't a woman alive

I wouldn't have gave it to

But you came into my life

And now everything's so sweet

I've found my perfect match in a woman who give more hugs than me

Millie

Me and my bird are barmy

Two peas in a pod edamame

Couldn't care less what the world thinks of me

I wear them dead man shoes

I wear them dead man shoes

I wear them dead man shoes

I wear them dead man shoes

In a couple of years I'll be speaking posh

He ain't hood anymore he's a toff

Picture me here speaking in a posh accent

Come hither now clean my cock

What

'What did you say young man

Is this the way you people behave young man

That's when she hit me with the walking stick

'That ought to teach you for talking sh*t'

I don't even know who she was

This is what the w**d does

Millie I'm gonna be with you forever

Or until the day we get divorced and I

I get taken to the cleaners

Probably for getting caught fondling the clean-errrr

It's never gonna happen she's 68

She has had 4 children

It would be like throwing a hotdog down a hallway

I wear them dead man shoes

I wear them dead man shoes

I wear them dead man shoes

I wear them dead man shoes

I wear them I wear them

Them dead man's shoes I wear them

I wear them I wear them

Them dead man's shoes I wear them

Dead man's shoes I wear them

Dead man's shoes I wear them

I wear them I wear them

Them dead man's shoes I wear them