zombieland (feat. HARDY) (Explicit)

Zombieland (feat. HARDY) (Explicit) - Jax/HARDY

We'll be laughin' when the Walmarts hit the fan

While everyone is walkin' dead we'll run zombieland

When I was in the fifth grade a kid named Walker

Yeah

Punched me in the gut then he shoved me in a locker

One day I'll be wearin' me a ear-to-ear grin

When he's bangin' on the door screamin' "Let me in"

My ex best friend let's call her Regina

Talked a lot of trash about me back in middle school theater

So when she's beggin' for the Aquafina in my freezer

I'ma feed her to the dead

And then I think I'll watch 'em eat her 'cause

You should have never ****** with my boy

My boy

You should have never ****** with my girl

My girl

You're all out of luck

'Cause you're about to be so ****** at the end of the world

I can't wait for the apocalypse 'cause I know we survive

I know we survive

Doomsday sounds ridiculously fun when we're the only ones alive

Baby it's you and me verse all these brain-dead NPC's

All these NPC's

When the box we created and the aliens invade us

It's gonna be a pretty funny scene

So bring on the earthquakes bring on the floods

I ain't afraid of nothin' because

Darlin' we'll be just fine

When my apocalypse are yours and your apocalypse are mine

We'll be laughin' when the Walmarts hit the fan

Walmarts hit the fan

And while everyone is walkin' dead we'll run zombieland

Haha cute yeah

I feel bad for your ex-girlfriend

"This bunker's full sorry Kate"

I feel bad for your ex-boyfriend

I think his name was Zombie bait

I feel bad for the girl who left you all alone

'Cause I'ma save the dog but the ***** is all alone

I feel bad for the dude who broke your heart

'Cause there's only room for two on this arc

I'll be on my "I Am Legend" ****

You'll be the Will to my Smith

You're the Smith to my Wesson on my hip

On my arm you're the Armae to my Geddon

I don't know what everybody's dreadin' ha

I can't wait for the apocalypse 'cause I know we survive

I know we survive

Doomsday sounds ridiculously fun when we're the only ones alive

Baby it's you and me verse all these brain-dead NPC's

All these NPC's

When the box we created and the aliens invade us

It's gonna be a pretty funny scene

So bring on the earthquakes bring on the floods

I ain't afraid of nothin' because

Darlin' we'll be just fine

When my apocalypse are yours and your apocalypse are mine

We'll be laughin' when the Walmarts hit the fan

Walmarts hit the fan

And while everyone is walkin' dead we'll run zombieland