Chemical Warfare

Down at the arsenal they keep the nerve gases

Guarded day and night by caged white rabbits

Been sitting there for years now I'm gonna have it

I cut through the fence run right in and grab it

Go crazy crazy

Crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy

Now I got my own mustard gas in my pocket

Climb on a tree on a branch and drop it

On a country club full of Saturday golfers

So I can watch them die choking shaking in convulsions

Go crazy crazy

Crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy

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Chemical warfare chemical warfare

Chemical warfare warfare warfare

Panic in the air see the headless chickens running

Golf carts head on crashing cracking heads wide open

Scratch the grass mister you can't breathe

And roll and write in a sandtrap starting to heave

Claw those clubs let me see you seethe

Go crazy crazy

Crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy

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Chemical warfare warfare warfare

Chemical warfare chemical warfare

Chemical warfare warfare warfare

Yellow air yellow clouds

Blowing down down down the fairway sensitive to the touch

Mowing down down the putting green

Heading straight for the big clubhouse

Where the stuffed country club

Effervescent ladies so carefree

Relax pose by the pool

Limber limp with a dry martini

Until

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