I Am the Very Model of a Modern Major-General

I Am The Very Model Of A Modern Major-General - Peter Murray/The Gilbert

I am the very model of a modern major general

I've information vegetable animal and mineral

I know the kings of england and I quote the fights historical

From marathon to waterloo in order categorical

I'm very well acquainted too with matters mathematical

I understand equations both the simple and quadratical

About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news

With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse

With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse

With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse

With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus

I know the scientific names of beings animalculous

In short in matters vegetable animal and mineral

I am the very model of a modern major general

In short in matters vegetable animal and mineral

I am the very model of a modern major general

I know our mythic history king arthur's and sir caradoc's

I answer hard acrostics I've a pretty taste for paradox

I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of heliogabalus

In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous

I can tell undoubted raphaels from gerard dows and zoffanies

I know the croaking from the frogs of aristophanes

Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore

Din afore din afore din afore

And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense pinafore

And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense pinafore

And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense pinafore

And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense pinafore

Then I can write a washing bill in babylonic cuneiform

And tell you ev'ry detail of caractacus's uniform

In short in matters vegetable animal and mineral

I am the very model of a modern major general

In short in matters vegetable animal and mineral

I am the very model of a modern major general

In fact when I know what is meant by mamelon and raveling

When I can tell at sight a mauser rifle from a javelin

When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at

And when I know precisely what is meant by commissariat

When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery

When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery

In short when I've a smattering of elemental strategy

Strategy strategy strategy strategy strategy strategy

You'll say a better major general has never sat a gee

You'll say a better major general has never sat a gee

You'll say a better major general has never sat a gee

You'll say a better major general has never sat a gee

For my military knowledge though I'm plucky and adventury

Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century

But still in matters vegetable animal and mineral

I am the very model of a modern major general

For my military knowledge though I'm plucky and adventury

Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century

But still in matters vegetable animal and mineral

I am the very model of a modern major general