Yard Full of Rusty Cars

Yard Full of Rusty Cars - Bobby Bare

Show me a house with a yard full o' rusty

Cars

And you know there'll be a coffee perkin' on a

Rusty stove

And you walk right in sit down and feel right

At home

In the kitchen of the house of the man with

A yard full o' rusty cars

Show me a man with a yard full o' rusty

Cars

And you know he's got a fridge full o' beer

And it's nice and cold

Swing on the porch eat balony and bread and talk

About gettin' old

Spittin' in the dust with the man with a yard

Full o' rusty cars

Scratchin' the ears of the dog of the man with

A yard full o' rusty cars

Tell him I been to haite an' he says â

Well 'at's real niceâ

Hay ma this beer could sure use a little bit

O' iceâ

Now what was you sayin' about goin' to hades â

Says the man with a yard full o' rusty cars

 teeth gone badâ says the man with a

Yard full o' rusty cars

Toylet's on the blink and heavyweights today can't hit â

You know you remind me a lot o' my brother's

Youngest kid â

Got killed in Korea you play gin rummy â says

The man with a yard full o' rusty cars

Kick off your shoes on the couch of the man

With a yard full o' rusty cars

Smoke your smokes and flick the ashes on the floor

Hell son everythin' here's been burned or broke at least

Once beforeâ

And he winks at his old lady and she winks

Back at the man with a yard full o' rusty

Cars

 Lord â says the man with the rusty cars

 that woman's gettin' wide â

So much for beauty son hand me that TV guide

Watching the flies in the kitchen of the man with

A yard full o' rusty cars

Hole in the screen door where the dogs crawl in

And out

Careful with soup son it'll burn a hole in

Your mouth â

Soup an' life you gotta wait 'em out â says

The man with a yard full o' rusty cars

Watch TV in the parlour of the man with a

Yard full o' rusty cars

Son you ever get to sleep with any o' them

Movie stars â

I'd like to do that once before I dieâ but

He's talking a little too loud

And his woman's smilin' kinda proud of the man with

A yard full o' rusty cars

Talking god and baseball with the man with a yard

Full o' rusty cars

Fall asleep right on the couch there where ya' sit

An' you know that his old woman ain't gonna mind

A bit

Leastwise she don't mention nothin' to that smilin' smokin' dirty

Jokin' lucky old man with a yard full o' rusty

Cars