Heaven Is a Halfpipe

Heaven Is A Halfpipe - OPM

Written by：G Turney/R Hammond/J. Edney/M. Meschery

If I die before I wake

At least in heaven I can skate

'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack

Without the man up on my back

Now heaven would be a DJ

Spinning dub all night long

And heaven would be just kicking back

With jesus packing my bong

And if you don't believe in Jesus and

Muhammad and Budha too

And while the world is warring

Just sit back and laugh at you singing

If I die before I wake

At least in heaven I can skate

'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack

Without the man up on my back

Now most people think of heaven

They see those pearly gates

But I looked a little closer

And there's a sign says do not skate

So if you wanna come to my heaven

Well we're all gonna have a ball

And everyone u know is welcome

'Cause we got no gates or walls singing

If I die before I wake

At least in heaven I can skate

Cause right now on earth I can't do sh*t

Without the man f**king with it

And then I got to the gate

Pulled a list that I'd been calling fate

I'm sorry friend you can't come in

You gotta a list here that doesn't end

Like Chirstian Hossoi way back in eighty seven

We'll be busting christ air's until we get to heaven

Think I really care that I miss my biology

Got my education in stale fishology

With all your rules you got to chill

I'm gonna twist out Mike Mcgill

I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz

I'm gonna twist out cause I got the skillz

Got the skillz got the skillz got the skillz

Heaven is a halfpipe

If I die before I wake

At least in heaven I can skate

'Cause right now on earth I can't do jack

Without the man up on my back

Heaven is a halfpipe

If I die before I wake

At least in heaven I can skate

Heaven is a halfpipe

'Cause right now on earth I can't do sh*t

Without the man f**king with it

If I die before I wake

If I die before I wake

At least in heaven I can skate

Heaven is a halfpipe

'Cause right now on earth I can't do sh*t

Without the man f**king with it

If I die before I wake

At least in heaven I can skate

'Cause right now on earth I can't do sh*t

Without the man f**king with it

If I die before I wake

At least in heaven I can skate