Will I What

Will I What - Judge Dread

Say there darling

How about a date

Let's go 'round the topless

I know one that ain't too far

And say there darling

Won't you come along

You do just what I tell ya

And ya won't go wrong

Oh will you let me bite you earhole

Will I what

Would you let me feel your bristles

Will I what

I will tell you what me game is

If you tell me what your name is will you

I will not

Please don't think I'm

Trying to get fresh

Don't get so excited

You should be delighted

Now don't let's stand here

Wasting time with words

Your a dancer better

Than the other birds

Oh would you let me take your dress off

Will I what

Would you let me kiss you Belly

Will I what

I will tell you what me game is

If you tell me what your name is will you

I will not

Just how much can a poor boy do

When he wants to shag a bird like you

So would you let me take your draws off

Well I might

Would you let me stroke your pussy

Well I'll think about it

Now you know just what me game is

Will you tell me what your name is will you

Oh allright my name's Angie

Really that was my mother's name

Ya I'll bet it was

Come on down this Ally

What about that wall I'll never get over that

Stop worrying I'll give you a bone up

Ya you bleedin' won't

Here seen one of these before

Yea last time I had a cocktail sausage

Bloody jeep you wouldn't like it

If the end of your nose was a wart

Here you trying to get into my knickers

No I don't think they'd fit me

Na I suppose you wear old men pants

With a fart flap in the back

Stop messin' about

It's cold and my knees are trembling

Really I thought that

Was your false teeth rattling

Fess up I wouldn't touch

You with a broom stick

Anything would be better

Than that little sausage

Mind your bill and make sure

The dog catcher don't see you

Ah shut up you bag fat pig or

I'll tell me brothers

Tell all you like I don't care

And me old man

Bollocks

And me husband

Double bollocks