Swinging On A Star [In the Style of Bing Crosby] {Karaoke Version} (Karaoke Version)

(Karaoke Version) - The Karaoke Channel (卡拉OK頻道)

Would you like

To swing on a star

Carry moonbeams home

In a jar

And be better off

Than you are

Or would you rather

Be a mule

A mule is an animal with long

Funny ears

He kicks up at anything he hears

His back is brawny

But his brain is weak

He's just plain stupid

With a stubborn streak

And by the way

If you hate to go to school

You may grow up

To be a mule

Or would you like to swing

On a star

Carry moonbeams home

In a jar

And be better off

Than you are

Or would you rather

Be a pig

A pig is an animal with dirt

On his face

His shoes are a terrible disgrace

He's no manners

When he eats his food

He's fat and lazy

And extremely rude

But if you don't care

A feather or a fig

You may grow up to

Be a pig

Or would you like to swing on a star

Carry moonbeams home in a jar

And be better off than you are

Or would you rather be a fish

A fish won't do anything

But swim in a brook

He can't write his name

Or read a book

To fool all the people is

His only thought

Though he's slippery

He still gets caught

But then if that sort of life

Is what you wish

You may grow up to be a fish

You may grow up to be a fish

And all the monkeys aren't in a zoo

Every day you meet quite a few

So you see it's all up to you

You can be better than you are

You could be swingin' on a star