It Never Rains But It Pours

It Never Rains But It Pours - Judy Garland/Louis Prima

Did ya ever wake up in the morning

And grumble as you tumble out of bed

You stub your toe ouch

You hit your elbow ooh

You bump your head ooh

You step on a tack and you let out a howl

There's soap in your eyes

And you can't find a towel

You try to comb your hair

But can't arrange it

Spill orange juice on your dress

And have to change it

Then all day long

Everything you touch goes wrong

Teacher told us when this happens

To never whine or wail

The same thing happens in life

But on a very much larger scale

It never rains but what it pours

If Lady Luck should happen to desert you

A bit of rain is never going to hurt you

So wait and the skies will be blue

It never rains but what it pours

Oh what if all your troubles

Come in bunches

Keep sticking to your silly little hunches

And the sun will come shining through

Bide your time and keep on humming

Don't you frown and sit around and weep

Wait your turn

Your day is coming

And you'll be there on top of the heap

It never rains but it pours

You may as well get all your worries over

From then on you're gonna be in clover

Smile when you should cry

For every cloud there'll be a rainbow

There'll be a sunbeam for every raindrop

By and by