Murder He Says

Murder He Says - Max Bygraves

Finally found a fella

Almost completely divine

But his vocabulary

Is killing this romance of mine

We get into an intimate situation

And then begins this character's conversation

He says murder he says

Every time we kiss

He says murder he says

At a time like this

He says murder he says

Is that the language of love

He says solid he says

Takes me in his arms

And says solid he says

Meaning all my charms

He says solid he says

Is that the language of love

He says chick chick

You torture me

Zink are we living

I'm thinking of leaving him flat

He says dig dig the jumps

The old ticker is giving

He can talk plainer than that

He says murder he says

Every time we kiss

He says murder he says

Keep it up like this

And that murder he says

In that impossible tone

Will bring on nobody's murder

But his own

He says jackson he says

And my name's marie

He says jackson he says

Shoot the snoot for me

He says jackson he says

Is that the language of love

He says mmmhmm

When he likes my hat

He says tsk tsk tsk

What the heck is that

He says woo hoo he says

Is that the language of love

He says hep hep with helium

Now babe we're cooking

And other expressions to wit

He says we're in the groove

And the groove is good looking

Sounds like his uppers don't fit

He says murder he says

Every time we kiss

He says murder he says

Keep it up like this

In that murder he says

In that impossible tone

Will bring on nobody's murder

But his own