Bad, Bad Leroy Brown

- Frank Sinatra Jr.

Now the south side of Chicago

Is the baddest part of town

And if you gonna go down there

You better beware

Of a cat named Leroy Brown

Now Leroy Brown he's trouble

And he stands about six feet four

All the downtown ladies call him: "treetop lover"

The studs they call him: "Sir"

(Yeah) He's bad bad Leroy Brown

Meanest man in the whole damn town

Badder that old King Kong

Meaner that a junkyard dog

Now Leroy he's a gambler

And he digs those fancy clothes

He likes to wave his big fat

Diamond ring(s)

Under everybody's nose

He's got a custom Continental

He's got an Eldorado too

He's got a 32 gun in his pocket for fun

He's got a razor in his razor shoe

(Yeah) He's bad bad Leroy Brown

Baddest cat

In the whole damn town

Badder that old King Kong

Meaner that a junkyard dog

Now Friday

Bout a week ago

Leroy shootin' dice

And at the edge of the bar

Was a chick named Morris

Man she sure looked nice

And he layed his eyes upon her

That's when the big scene began

And Leroy Brown he learned a lesson 'bout messin'

With the wife of a jealous man

(Yeah) He's bad bad Leroy Brown

Meanest man

In the whole damn town

Badder that old King Kong

Meaner that a junkyard dog