I Ain't Ready

Well the car it came to collect me

But they were in for shocks

Though I was meant to be upstairs

All tucked up in my box

Well wasn't ready for them no I ain't going nowhere

Its gonna take much more to put me in the

Ground then a shovel and a prayer

I ain't ready I ain't ready

I ain't going nowhere with you

I ain't ready I ain't ready

If you try it I'll bury you too

I ain't ready ready ready

Ain't going know where with you

Yes I made a deal with a friend of mine

He said I didn't have to go

And if you want to cheat on death

Then he's the cat to know

Then he showed me how to do it told me just what to say

But the undertakers still knocking at my door

And he won't go away

I ain't ready I ain't ready

I ain't going nowhere with you

I ain't ready I ain't ready

If you try it I'll bury you too

I ain't ready ready ready

Ain't going know where with you

Yes I made a deal with a friend of mine

He said I didn't have to go

And if you want to cheat on death

Then he's the cat to know

Then he showed me how to do it told me just what to say

But the undertakers still knocking at my door

And he won't go away

I ain't ready I ain't ready

I ain't going nowhere with you

I ain't ready I ain't ready

If you try it I'll bury you too

I ain't ready ready ready

Ain't going know where with you

I ain't ready I ain't ready

I ain't going nowhere with you

I ain't ready I ain't ready

If you try it I'll bury you too

I ain't ready ready ready

Ain't going know where with you