Pimpin' Ain't No Illusion (Explicit)

Pimpin' Ain't No Illusion (Explicit) - UGK (Underground Kingz)/Kool-Ace/Too $hort

Uh Uh One time for yo' muthaf**kin' whuut

Back b**ch uh Kool Ace whuut UGK huh

Pimpin' ain't no illusion

And pimpin' ain't never died

Mo' pimps was on that heroin

And yo' pimp tripped out on that fry

The dikes done came through

And straight threw off all the game;

Got all these hoes thinkin'

They could manage they own change

But it ain't no illusion

I know you all have witnessed

He rollin' in my Caady mo'

Wit' fly b**ches

Makin' ole deals: Now ho huh huh

Ain't Bob Barker

But I'm caught up in this game

Mo' like Peter Parker

P-I-M-P take the P's that I am

I want you payin' hoes in my army

Like uh Uncle Sam

And we gon' jam

I'm talkin' 'bout the world greatest show

I know my sh*t is extreme

But I'm all about them does

When I'm steppin' on the scene

Be there four deep hella clan

My reality is your favorite dream

Stop that sh*t daddy

Best believe Kool Ace gon' keep it real

Pimp C & Bun B to testify for the ear

Excuse me y'all but this about Southern sh*t

Now tell me can you uh feel this b**ch

We givin' 'em brain contusions

Pimp C what's the conclusion

Pimpin' ain't no illusion

Pimpin' ain't no illusion

And pimpin' ain't never died

Mo' pimps was on that heroin

And yo' pimp tripped out on that fry

The dikes done came through

And straight threw off all the game;

Got all these hoes thinkin'

They could manage they own change

Pimpin' ain't no illusion

And pimpin' ain't never died

Mo' pimps was on that heroin

And yo' pimp tripped out on that fry

The dikes done came through

And straight threw off all the game;

Got all these hoes thinkin'

They could manage they own change

Pimpin' ain't dead ni**a it just began

How the f**k you know Sweet Jones

My hoes still out there sellin' a**

Yo' b**ch is out of pocket

'Cause yo' pimpin' was scary;

Real hoes gon' front on a simp

But she gon' do it for daddy

F**k niggas watch them mack and pimp on my floozie;

But boy my b**ches know the difference

Between real pimpin' and movies

It's the difference between real leather

And that sh*t at yo' house

I don't know what y'all doin' up there

But we really pimpin' in the South

Every since I was 17

I been stackin' my green:

Went for servin' rocks to fiends

And rockin' club full a teens

Went from bumpin' Screw in Houston

Sippin' promythazine

To ridin' in a 8 600 with sheath

To smokin' on sticky green

I'm still Pimp C b**ch

I'm claimin' P A they hate us;

But me and Kool Ace rollin' a Lexus

Sittin' on all gold Daytons

B**ch take a look around

Those hoes steady choosin'

This is the conclusion

Pimpin' ain't no illusion

Pimpin' ain't no illusion

And pimpin' ain't never died

Mo' pimps was on that heroin

And yo' pimp tripped out on that fry

The dikes done came through

And straight threw off all the game;

Got all these hoes thinkin'

They could manage they own change

Pimpin' ain't no illusion

And pimpin' ain't never died

Mo' pimps was on that heroin

And yo' pimp tripped out on that fry

The dikes done came through

And straight threw off all the game;

Got all these hoes thinkin'

They could manage they own change

If you got any love fo' that broad you wit'

Ni**a move her 'fore you lose her

'Cause a beggar ain't a muthaf**kin' chooser

Third leg is a b**ch abuser infamous

In cities where big pimpin' is my hoes clean

No AIDS herpies cyphillis

Come catch a wif a this

Damn can't you taste it

Now yo' money's up in smoke

Like you freebased it

Now b**ch replaced it

Wit' a sexual favor

But don't get mad at real pimpin' ni**a

Check yo' behavior and savor

The aroma from Promona to Tacoma;

Got my pimpin' diploma for bein' a Cadillac chromer

F**k a Sonoma

I'm on a mission for Benzes

Knowin' 'xactly where my ends is

Ballin' relentless

And then my friends is

Slappin' niggas with glass chins

It's funny sendin' tricks home

Broke and defenseless; and ever since this

Boy been pimpin' the pen

I promise never to ever leave home

Without my pimpin' again that's why

Pimpin' ain't no illusion

And pimpin' ain't never died

Mo' pimps was on that heroin

And yo' pimp tripped out on that fry

The dikes done came through

And straight threw off all the game;

Got all these hoes thinkin'

They could manage they own change

Pimpin' ain't no illusion

And pimpin' ain't never died

Mo' pimps was on that heroin

And yo' pimp tripped out on that fry

The dikes done came through

And straight threw off all the game;

Got all these hoes thinkin'

They could manage they own change

You know I got to tell you players what I'm talkin' about:

My b**ch got bold opened a bank account

When I found the b**ch checkbook

I didn't get mad

'Cause there was no doubt that I be gettin' the cash

I broke it down to her

She gave me the dough;

Do you remember what you was

Before I made you a ho

You was a broke b**ch

You couldn't even smoke sh*t

Couldn't stay fo-cused

And don't forget it b**ch

Yo' whole life changed the day you met me

Now you think you need a bank account

Baby I can't see

You managin' this money it's too much

All you do is look good

And then you f**k

Git my money git yo' money

It's all the same

The sh*t ain't even funny when you talk about this game

They call me Too $hort baby

I'm still in it

Ain't no camouflage

Nuttin' but this real pimpin' beeyatch

Pimpin' ain't no illusion

And pimpin' ain't never died

Mo' pimps was on that heroin

And yo' pimp tripped out on that fry

The dikes done came through

And straight threw off all the game;

Got all these hoes thinkin'

They could manage they own change

Pimpin' ain't no illusion

And pimpin' ain't never died

Mo' pimps was on that heroin

And yo' pimp tripped out on that fry

The dikes done came through

And straight threw off all the game;

Got all these hoes thinkin'

They could manage they own change

Pimpin' ain't no illusion

And pimpin' ain't never died

Mo' pimps was on that heroin

And yo' pimp tripped out on that fry

The dikes done came through

And straight threw off all the game;

Got all these hoes thinkin'

They could manage they own change

Pimpin' ain't no illusion