They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa!

They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haaa! - The Countdown Kids

Remember when you ran away

And I got on my knees and begged you

Not to leave because I'd go beserk

Well

You left me anyhow and

Then the days got worse and worse

And now you see I've gone completely

Out of my mind

And

They're coming to take me away

Haha they're coming to take me away

Ho ho

Hee hee

Ha ha

To the funny farm

Where life is beautiful all the time

And I'll be happy to see

Those nice young men

In their clean white coats

And they're coming to take me away

Hahaaaa

You thought it was a joke

And so you laughed

You laughed

And when I said that losing you

Would make me flip my lid

Right

I know you laughed

I heard you laugh

You laughed

You laughed you laughed

And then you left

But now you know I'm utterly mad

And

They're coming to take me away

Haha they're coming to take me away

Ho ho

Hee hee

Ha ha

To the happy home with trees and flowers

And chirping birds and basket weavers

Who sit and smile and

Twiddle their thumbs and toes

And they're coming to take me away

Hahaaaaa

I cooked your food

I cleaned your house

And this is how you pay me back

For all my kind unselfish loving deeds

Hah

Well you just wait

They'll find you yet

And when they do

They'll put you in

The ASPCA

You mangy MUTT

And

They're coming to take me away

Haha they're coming to take me away

Ho ho

Hee hee

Ha ha

To the funny farm

Where life is beautiful all the time

And I'll be happy to see

Those nice young men

In their clean white coats

And they're coming to take me away

Hahaa

To the happy home with trees and flowers

And chirping birds and basket weavers

Who sit and smile and

Twiddle their thumbs and toes

And they're coming to take me away

Hahaaaaa

To the funny farm

Where life is beautiful all the time