I Hate Men

I Hate Men - Lisa Kirk/Helena Bliss/George Britton

I hate men

I can't abide them

Even now and then

Than ever marry one of them

I'd rest a maiden rather

For husbands are a boring lot

And only give you bother

Of course I'm awfully glad

That mother deemed

To marry father

But I hate men

Of all the types

I've ever met

Within our democracy

I hate the most the athlete

With his manner bold and brassy

He may have hair upon his chest

But sister so has Lassie

Oh I hate men

I hate men

They work promis

Earth idea in a pen

A boy trav'ling salesman

Though a tempting

Tom he may be

From china he was bring you jead

Pasting from you Araby

But don't forget he was have find

And did baby

Oh I hate men

If thou shouldst

Wed a businessman

Be wary oh be wary

He'll tell you

He's detained in town

On business necessary

His business is the business

With she pretty secretary

Oh I hate men

I hate men

Though roosters they

I will not play the hen

If you espouse an older man

Through girlish optimism

He'll always

Stay at home at night

And make no criticism

Though you may call it love

The doctors call it rheumatism

Oh I hate men

From all I've read

Alone in bed

From A to Z about them

Since love is blind

Then from the mind

All womankind should rout them

But ladies you must answer too

What would we do without them

Still I hate men