Mr. Wu's an Air Raid Warden Now (Remastered)

Mr. Wu's an Air Raid Warden Now (Remaster) - George Formby

Written by：Regal Zonophone

There's a Chinese laundry man

The famous Mr. Wu

He's chucked his limehouse laundry shop

And his window cleaning too

He's got another job and it's one of the best

Now he's doing his bit for England

Like the rest

And Mr. Wu is now an air raid warden

And don't he look cute in his new siren suit

He goes round every night

To make the black-out sure

So if you've got a chink in your window

You'll have another one at your door

His headquarters it's plain

Are down by lover's lane

And he goes there every evening anyhow

He'll flash his torch into the dark

And the girls all cover their laundry mark

'Cause Mr. Wu's an Air Raid Warden now

One night while on his beat

A couple he did meet

They were cuddling in the shelter anyhow

He said The all clear's gone you see

And the chap said Boy you're telling me

'Cause Mr. Wu's an Air Raid Warden Now

His cousin one way in one day

Was helping him

To move a time-bomb from their shop I vow

But it went off bang and there's no doubt

One way in flew one way out

And Mr. Wu's no Air Raid Warden now

Oh Mr. Wu is now an Air Raid Warden

And don't he look cute in his new siren suit

He goes round every night

To make the black-out sure

So if you've got a chink in your window

You'll have another one at your door

A fire-bomb dropped one day

So close to him they say

That he deserves a medal they all vow

But perhaps what you don't understand

He put the fire out but he didn't use sand

'Cause Mr. Wu's an Air Raid Warden Now