Left Right

Left Right - Jethro Tull

Written by：Ian Anderson

The master playwright

Urges you to play right play wrong

Life is long and every night's the first night

The wardrobe mistress

Urges you to dress left dress right

What a mess well your underpants are too tight

Who's on the stage door

To help you find the way in way out

It's not a sin to be knowing

That you don't know

When you breathe your last line

Will you make your exit stage left stage right

Well you might decide while there's still time

You have an angel on your shoulder

But you wear the old god's horns

And you dance around the maypole

While the vicar makes a toast

To the pagan celebration

And extends an invitation to us all

So he can save us when we fall

Fall

Who's your leading lady

Will you help to get her off the bus

It's best to pass the test

Before you get too lazy

Strike up the orchestra

Take your cues on the up beat beat down

Anyone who says he doesn't like the sound