Cruisin' For A Bruisin'

Cruisin' For A Bruisin' - Reverend Horton Heat

Don't mess with the guy with the one chipped tooth

Don't mess with the guy in the blue plaid suit

Don't mess with the guy with the big red guitar

Don't mess with his girlfriend don't mess with his car

Hey

You're cruisin' for a bruisin'

Yeah you're cruisin' for a bruisin'

Don't say nothing about his girl or his car

You just might fight the unwinnable war

Now if he takes her out for a night on the town

Somehow you're always just a hangin' around

And if it happens each and every night

Don't make eyes at her man there's gonna be a fight

Hey

You're cruisin' for a bruisin'

Yeah you're cruisin' for a bruisin'

Sure seems funny how you always know

Just where that guy and his girlfriend go

Whoa

Whoa

Just in case you're wondering who I'm talking about

Let's get it straight so there ain't any doubt

You're just acting dumb if you don't know it's me

If you know what's good for you you'll just leave us be

You're cruisin' for a bruisin'

Yeah you're cruisin' for a bruisin'

Let me remind you on your way out the door

Don't go messin' with that shoe box ford